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So what can you claim...? I was on a flight to Los Angeles, and when we landed I had to leave (obviously)..No fcuker would let me out as I stood patiently in the seating area when no other than Jean-Claude Van Damme waved me out...As I said 'cheers mate' I noticed that he was a short fcuker..No more than 5 ft 6..surely..

Then as I was waiting outside the airport the bird who does used to do the Boddington adverts (And Big Breakfast..what's her name!!!??) apologised to me as she run her trolley over my foot..

Apart from that..Bugger all.........................(Apart from a sister appearing on Jony Vegas' show)