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cheap beer!!!!
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer.

"Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 pence."

"1 pence?!" exclaimed the guy.

The barman replied, "Yes."

So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with chips, peas, and a salad?"

"Certainly sir," replies the barman, "but i only take cash."

"How much money?" inquires the man.

"Four pence," he replies.

"Four pence?!" exclaims the guy. "Where's the guy who owns this place?"

The barman replies, "Upstairs with my wife."

The guy says, "What's he doing with your wife?"

The barman replies, "Same as what I'm doing to his business." <<<<<