You could just go through it all and slightly alter the names like they do in computer games when they don't have the licence to use the real ones.
Supercars used to have names like Nijel Mainsail and Arton Sendup.
How about...
11/02/06 GARY BOLLINGER (BRECHIN CITY F.C.) Will be pissed the next two team matches from the 25th.
instead of...
11/02/06 GARY BOLLAN (BRECHIN CITY F.C.) 2 SFL First Team matches from 25/02/06
Actually that's probably worse as it's libelous
