youve gave me an idea Keem. Im gonna start going round dog owners house's and shit on their floors and laugh it off playfully.
Ive often thought about a dogs life Kiko and i aint so sure its that great really. They always seem to be wanting to go for walks and they always beg for food etc. I think theyre very unhappy especially them wee dogs that appear from old ladies coats demanding chocolates.
Reminds me once of another neighbour in my old house. He was a typical 50+ alkie from the west of scotland (Jamsie Cotter type from Rab C) On more than one occasion i found myself drinking with him in his house and his dog would bug me all night for attention to which i couldnt give.
The fella was a horrible person truth be told and one night he was claiming to have killed childred and 'they were buried in that hill over there' as he looked deeply out the window at it. I actually believed him for a moment. Anyhow he went on to mention that his dog 'was a good dog' and a great ride. I looked at the dogs arse as he said that and it was all wide as if he HAD been shagging it. He noticed me looking and the drunken conversation took an awkward stop. He lived upstair from me and through the wall was a commited rapist.
He had dogs too of course
