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Old 13-02-2007, 02:24
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Re: SMS Jokes.

A burglar is in a darkened living room when he hears a voice from behind.

"Jesus is watching you"

He turns around and shines his torch and spots a parrot in a cage.

Stunned he asks the parrot it's name. " Coco" the bird replies.

"Thats a stupid name for a parrot" the burglar replies.

"Not half a stupid as Jesus for a rotweiller"
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