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Re: SMS Jokes.
a bloke catches a tasty bird giving him the eye in the supermarket.! do i know you? he says. she asks him arnt you the father of one of my children? he quickly thinks back to the only time he was ever unfaithful and adds were you the the hooker i fcuked over the snooker table at my stag do while your m8 spanked me with a piece of wet celery whist shoving that huge cucumber up my ass?? no she replies im your daugthers teacher!
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