I had a dream last night that England were beaten inside 2 days. Having said that, they were playing in a park, and the Windies wicketkeeper took a couple of catches with the help of the briefcase he had with him behind the stumps. Not sure whether that helps anybody, but just felt I should document it here, just in case it comes true (with the possible exception of the briefcase bit

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Good luck to everyone with their bets anyway
.GIF)