Fecking hell! Somebody buy Joey Barton off of Manchester City's hands already! Middlesbrough!
COME ON!! 
I have to worry about Owen wanting out or being forced out, Barcelona getting Henry, Shevchenko wanting away (surely not as he's surely not going to as much money playing elsewhere as he does for just sitting on the Chelsea bench!). I have to assume Berbatov's not going anywhere after signing his deal.
Meanwhile...
What will the nationality of the winner of Big Brother 8 be?
I have a supreme death-wish and
Gamebookers are letting me bet £101 at 27/20 that whoever wins the eighth edition of Big Brother will be English (well it'll keep me occupied over the summer).
WOW!! As soon as I placed that bet, the market vanished!
WTF!? Scared of a piddly £101 bet!?
Paddy's had a similar market but they've cut the chances of an English-born winner down to 8/11.
Statistical averages suggest we're due a Welsh winner though as they've still to score one.
Wording could be
very important here but I like my chances. Kind of.
