[ONEDUNME]

It's a shame for Coppello that he's been left with this mess at all (not that it will bother him in the slightest as he may as well let the team, the press, and the nation know who's boss before we start).

If that useless ginger cunt hadn't dropped him in the first place then he could have wandered off into the sunset without all this fuss.

I have sympathy for both arguments. On the one hand he does deserve 100 caps for what he's done. On the other hand, he shouldn't deprive another player a shirt - and a chance to impress - on what is the start of a new era.

If he doesn't reach 100 caps then McLaren will be a cunt forever in the same way that Taylor was when he took off Lineker and deprived him of his historical moment.