[Bigkegman]

I dont believe in hypnosis.

went to one show and the guy asked for some requests. He had onions lying on the table and was obviously wanting someone to ask him to get 1 of the plonkers to eat it (pretending it was an apple) - before they did I said

bkm - "are those real onions"
guy - "yes. of course they're real onions - look at the size of them. biggest onions i've saw in years"
bkm - "and your sure those people are under your spell and will do anything you say"
guy - "yes - they are under my hypnotic spell and will do anything i ask them to"
bkm - "get them to peel the onions"
guy - "yes - and then what"
bkm - "get them to stuff them up their arse"

needless to say i was asked to leave