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The thing is Slick, most of our elite sportsmen and women are cunts. And those that arent are rubbish. I cant imagine any footballer winning SPOTY because bar Beckham, they're all council estate trash with loads of money who go round gobbing it off to referees and shagging page 3 models all the time.

Even the saintly Lewis Hamilton is losing popularity - whether or not he wins the world title this year (and I would say not for the record) he wont win SPOTY. The fact that he moved to Switzerland to dodge tax makes him unpopular with some, also the mere fact that he's a successful bloke who earns lots of money will also dissuade some of the voting public.

I'm a really good judge of people, I have been one myself now for nearly 26 years and I know what people like. And the people want a pubescant champion in an obscure sport, that had received next to no media coverage before now to be Sports Personality of the Year 2008.