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The window is firmly shut, locked, bolted and alarmed - but still Karl-Heinz stoops over in his little Barn Conversion workshop, doing his best to keep the RummourMill turning. Footy Journos have to earn their keep some how even if no transfers can take place for 4 months...... a selection of the latest lies to do the round this week....

Stroller Ameobi linked with a move to the villa.....cant see why they would want him. Absolutely fucking useless.

Jaoquin to Liverpool.......hmmmm bit of shit stirring from the Spaniards prior to the match mid-week...? I very much think so.