Every good betting establishment needs to have a fruit machine that folks can hang about surely? basball capped spotty youths will offer to hit skill shots for you and hope you win so they can ask you for a pound which they'll put in the other machine as 'jackers is due'
I hate that. Playing a fruit machine is a solitary pursuit to me. Its when i hate myself and i want to lose every penny i have. If i get an early win then i might walk away but generally i would play fruit machines for the playing not the winning it would seem. Taking £3's and knowing sod all about the machine or the features let alone a cheat. the no smoking rule stops me playing them now. It used to go hand in hand.
Aye so if anyone hangs about me i tell them to go away as it really puts me off and defeats the purpose of what im trying to do. I've seen kids trying to bloody press my buttons for me!

wtf

a couple of times at least in my life ive had neds offering to slash me outside due to my dislike of their helpfull nature.
I hate bandits and dont really play them nowadays but i still wouldnt trust myself with a wad of cash around them and a hangover. they are frowned upon by the betting fraternity but their just eyecandy to me sometimes. I want some top features man!!!!!
I'll post up a fruit machine emulation page on komp.com for those interested. I aint but i did play some old fav machines. They have copying of the ROMS of the machine so its the same code. Handy especially if your local chippy has one of these machines.