I've just remembered another unfunny celebrity story.
We went on a race trip to Chester (been twice-never backed a winner - hate the place - fuckkin dog track

)
So we're drinking in a bar and having the craic and generally taking the piss out of each other when one of my mates (a different mate this time - I have two.......honest) points to a bloke at the bar and says "Look at that bloke over there, he looks like Ian Rush" and starts laughing.
I know what your thinking now but no, it wasn't Ian Rush.........
It was John Aldridge
You had to be there
