And hasn't this thread been done a dozen times? I'm gonna have to start making stuff up. Um, Ron Pickering, host of, 'We Are The Champions' called me a cunt and spat in my face because I kept heckling him while he filmed a show at our school. I could have got him done!
Oh I remember now. I once abseiled out of a hot air balloon and dropped a great steaming turd on the bonnet of Harrison Ford's car whilst they were shooting Raiders of the Lost Ark.
If you look very closely in the pyramid scene, you can see my arse.
I fell down drunk in front of Richard Branson and he had to pick me up off the ground.. Jean Claude Van Damme let me out of the aisle of the plane before him as I departed the plane...Melanie Sykes ran her airport trolley over my foot and apologised to me..