The Fancy Word Thread

[kompressaur]

Nothing wrong with making your speech a little more colourful i reckon as long as you dont over do it and sound like a cnut. Just found this place.

Grandiloquent Dictionary
http://www.islandnet.com/%7Eegbird/dict/dict.htm

Gonna go have a look. Post any good uns too and we can all be fancy bastards.

illeism - ( )
The practice of referring to oneself as "he" or "she", or by one's name

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

heautontimorumenos - ( )
A form of masochism aka Gett1nlots in shades.

[kompressaur]

ventripotent - ( )
Having a fat belly, or being a glutton

as in 'you fat ventripotent bastard!

vespertine - ( )
Happening in the evening

When could you get away with using that without someone wanting to punch your head in?

virvestitism - ( )
A preference of some women to wear mens clothing



satrapess - ( )
An official who acts like a petty tyrant

Handy if you want to put an offical on the back foot for a second.

self-agglandize - ( )
To make oneself more attractive by artificial means

As in - 'why would you want to self-agglandize yourself like especially as youve a great pair of tits!'

sesquialteral - ( )
Having a ratrio of one to one and a half

Im gonna use this on the scots 1-2-3 thread this week. Just need a 6/4 shot to go with it

smellfungus - ( )
A person who finds faults with everything

somnifugous - ( )
Something which drives away sleep

spanogyny - ( )
A place with few or no women

Aye i like that last one. It could find its way into the forums

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Just thought Komp - online you could be thought of as a forum poof as you are always against them online and in the forums etc.

You like all this male company and attention eh?

[kompressaur]

Nah i just dont think women are a good thing for this sort of forum Kiko. We could all be having a laugh etc and suddenly a woman turn up and we all say 'get your tits out' and the whole thread decends into stupid online flirting and normally interesting people all talking shite as some girl has turned up.

Ive never forgotten the annoyace that used to go through my body when a great game of football at school was held up due to girls nicking the ball and to me they think they can get away with murder in life. I just like to put a stick in their spokes and take thier ball. If they aint gonna shag me they can fcuk off. Sorry. Ive never had girls as friends even. I delibratly try to infuriate them.

[Tom]

ventripotent - ( )
Having a fat belly, or being a glutton

as in 'you fat ventripotent bastard!

[mrmuzeman]

I think im kind of the same opinion with you in regards to women there Komp

I tell ya most of the girls I meet around where I live are just so uninteresting or thick it just makes me wanna go home. It really does.

[kompressaur]

Aye they can ruin some good nights out Mr M. When that girl was round mind earlier all she spoke about was her relationships and witchcraft and Charmed the tv show. I ended up playing cod for 5 minutes. she made me feel guilty though (i could sense it) so itook my big cans off

[mrmuzeman]

I think a lot of girls just feel the need to talk all the time constantly about rubbish and it annoys me truth be told.

Its quite bad really im only 22 but its been a while since I can be bothered with girls really, I just dont feel like I have time for them for some reason

[Tom]

Mr I might want to have a little word in your shell like MrM

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Mr M - are you trying to come out of the closet here?

[mrmuzeman]

No no

Just find girls quite hassle inducing and stressful. I still like the way they look

Plus im quite picky

[kompressaur]

Im the same Mr M. Ive had enough women in my time to not be entranced by their offerings as some have. Ive learnt how to live alone and i enjoy my own things. A woman would really run my plans as i dont have enough hours in the day at the moment to do as i would like so having one abot me or even juust going out with one seems like a real waste of time. If im out i'd like to catch up with pals etc no sit trying to be someone else with a girl that i know isnt suited to me.

I just lie to them and myself

[kompressaur]

I was just in Trance Addict forum. I think you have to reg to view so i'll just post it as its just a quickie. Its probably shite but it made me laugh. Transaddict have about 600 users online at one time but this new fella dindt get much joy-

!st post
Dennis Pennis
Man I miss this guys show, does anyone know where I could maybe download some of the episodes, he was awesome in how he pissed of celebrities.
FYI, the guy who did this show is also the guy you played the DJ in the movie "Its All Gone Pete Tong

2nd post (12hrs later)
What no one knows who he is?, you all suck at the internet



soz it made me laugh

[madaxeman]

Sorry. Ive never had girls as friends even. I delibratly try to infuriate them.

Komp admit it.you'd rather fight the backstabber than say boo to my missus .You know you like her really.