And i go full circle and come back to this thread. the familiar bouyant buzz of booze flow through me and just for a moment my hands, wrists, arms, legs and feet dont feel too uncomfortable to sit here click click clicking. This is life without frontpage fcuk-ups and poker. this is what i used to do. this is what some still expect me to do. I know one day i will only do this.
Only do what komp? wtf are you talking about?
i dunno i suppose perusing the internet looking for things that amuse or interest me. Usually the uncomfortablness of sitting outweighs the will. today the smoke is poor and the beer almost pointless. still it has me in it's grasp and i'm it's prisoner till the end. I cant even listen to music as i browse this yar. M computer is too slow and bugridden. the broswer feels as uncomforabl as my wrists do when i surf for too long. Maybe i will reinstal a clean version of windows. Maybe i will star taking my pain killers again (they giv me indigestion - i find it better to be painful than to sit here spitting acid into a cup)
awww poor me it must be so bloody hard. aye it is. to me. anyhow lets move on. Lets see if the net can take me into it's endless worlds. I just sit here in silence listening to the grass being cut outside my house. My ears havent had any fun. sod it im gona roll one, fill up my glass, drink it down quick and get the ukulele out. I would like to say that i am getting better but im not.
These are quite good. Ive never really thought abou wht it'slike to live in Belarus as well i don't have all the time time in the world to think about these things. I have considered life in lithuania where my Grandad came from. fcuk coming back to Scotland would be nothing like goin back to lithuania.Well maybe it would (komp but youve never been to lithuania nor come from there so why woud it be like going back?
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Daily Life in Belarus - The Big Picture - Boston.com
I could just see me with a Lithuanian bride. "leave me alone for a while and i'll buy you some coca cola". she would say i was a 'scottish swine' and i would enter another poker tournament to try to win some dollars to pay Mr Vladovski the rent which would cost me 2 packets of cigs i smoked Benson and Hedges in glasgow.
wow look at this!!!
Man completes world's biggest piece jigsaw which took six months and has 24,000 pieces
what a jigsaw. Look at all them nice planety bits at the top. i would do the middle bit with all the boats in one sitting i think. Seperating 'planet bits' from 'sails' The rainbow would be a joy to complete and with the 2 shades of water nd the line between that wouldnt take me that long at all. 6 month aint bad all in i think. I reckon i could do it in 4 though.
he said-
'I have enjoyed spending two or three hours a night on this one.'
she said-
'However, it does keep him up late at night if he is engrossed in it. It can be 2am when he comes to bed sometimes
For sure. aye the old boy is a credit to the jigsaw fraternity. surely he was at it from when he got up? Just an houa quick half hour. Half hour turns into a hur, then 3 then it's crawling to bed with your head down as you just know youve been too involved with your jigsaw. you promise your lady that you will do something non jigsaw related tomorrow but you know fine well when the dayis almost done you close it with a 'i'm just gonna have a wee half hour' and before you know it your working out your best jigsaw strategies and whats the most time an efficiant way for you to complete this task. yu ponder life and its problems over your jigsaw denying yourself the truth and that truth is that all you want to do is jigsaw.
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Royce B. McClure, the jigsaws designer, said on his website: 'The challenge for me in a puzzle of this huge size was to eliminate large areas where no changes take place
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see i told you it was easy
Cake Farting (plus more)
thats quality. Internet from an age ago never seemed so fresh. Look at her farting all over that cake. thats brilliant. She farts right inside that cake. lol i would punch her arsehole if she tried to fart in my face. would i like it really? let me think......no i would not as i don't have any respect for the fart. I even get annoyed with people that find humour in the fart. Farting is something that we all got over in the 70's. I was thinking the other other day on how 'taking it up the arse' became popular in the 70's/early 80's. it was unheard of before. i think. Brown was the new pink. I would love to hear first hand from a woman wats the differance from taking it up the arse to up the cnut. I would have asked this question to wmen in my time but i dont remember any of their replies. If someone could go ask the wife/girlfriend and report back then that would be great.
