Rate my penis DEFFO NSFW

[Computer Guy]

Come on Dan Dan (not literally of course, well, maybe if er......nevermind, let me carry on b4 i get myself knee deep in the smelly stuff), lets have a womans perspective and nominate your fave

[mrmuzeman]

Hes fooling no one with girly star necklace imo. Kudos for the bikini strap as a scale guide though as thats forward thinking.

But the ones in the first post are less ugly.

And a lot less hard DanDan. Apart from Yen_Sid of course

[DAN DAN]

Originally Posted by Computer Guy

Come on Dan Dan (not literally of course, well, maybe if er......nevermind, let me carry on b4 i get myself knee deep in the smelly stuff), lets have a womans perspective and nominate your fave

Defo the lady boy. and behave CG.

[kompressaur]

Least ive got bigger tits than him

[kompressaur]

Here's the link if you want to see more of him/her Dan Dan
http://www.xdaze.com/fuskerdaze/inde...164&offset=150

[Computer Guy]

Originally Posted by DAN DAN

and behave CG.

yes boss, sorry boss

[Gerry_McDonnell]

The wife and I on holiday.

[kompressaur]

Thats a fine muff she's got there Gerry. Youve got a cock on you like a sausage supper. Here's one of me and the woman on holiday



she's lying down taking a wee nap on the way home in that one.

[kompressaur]

ooops i forgot @ Seen

[vlo14]

Originally Posted by Seen

Not my penis, but these ones I've found on some website I stumbled across during *ahem* research.

I'm interested to read how others view cocks - do other men share my preferences, or am I a freak? I'm not talking about being sexually attracted to them, so don't be fannies and say it's gay to say some are prettier than others, just give each penis marks out of ten, and possibly a little comment afterwards as to why you like or dislike them.

Penis #1

3/10 Not keen on this one - looks a bit lifeless and the balls are horrible, really saggy like an old man's.


Penis #2


2/10 I'm not being racist but black mens cocks do nothing for me, I find them quite ugly. The pink bellend looks all wrong. I've gave it 2 points for the decent size, but you'd expect that anyway.



Penis #3


7/10 Nice and straight and of fair size, but the bellend is a negative - looks a bit rough like it's been chafing on the inside of his trousers or something.



Penis #4


4/10 Quite long but I don't like the way it tapers towards the bellend, also very pale which is offputting. His pubes seem quite straight too so he's probably a bit of a freak (as we knew already as he's posted his cock on the internet )



Penis #5


2/10 Oh dear. Shaved pubes are fine on a lady but a big NO-NO on a bloke. Looks like the last frozen chicken in the shop.



Penis #6


1/10 What the fuck kind of shape is that? It looks like a clangers nose. He should go and see his doctor imhahohaho.
this one look like a british pit bull terrier


Penis #7


4/10 Cock isn't too bad, possibly looks smaller than it actually is due to the angle of the photo, but the ginger pubes are a right turn-off. Looks like how I'd imagine IrishTW's cock to look like.



Penis #8



8/10 The best of the lot so far in terms of appearance, but a little on the short side. If I was gay I would certainly be attracted to this one, and would happily put it in my mouth



Penis #9



2/10 Wtf are those white hairs all over the cock and balls? Looks like he's stuck his cock in a spiders web or something. Wouldn't suck on that one



Penis #10


1/10 No, no, no. Way too short and balls way too droopy.



Penis #11


7/10 I like the added shine to this one, and the upward bend at the end would be useful for hitting the old G spot on the ladies. Suspected shaved pubic hair a negative.



Penis #12



5/10 Cock looks okay enough, but male ejaculate is not something I enjoy looking at. Wish I hadn't included that one now :



So there you have it. I quite enjoyed that little journey and I'm big enough to admit I got a semi on in my pants at least twice.

Your turn

[Seen]

Actually Vlo, you're supposed to RATE THEM YOURSELF, not just quote my post

[ONEDUNME]

I think he just wanted to see them all again mate

[DAN DAN]

He just wasted another page for me as I need to scroll like blazes so my daughter doesn't see them, she saw some of them the other night and was traumatised.

[ONEDUNME]

Perhaps if you visited a different page every hour or so it might help dear?

[DAN DAN]

Originally Posted by ONEDUNME

Perhaps if you visited a different page every hour or so it might help dear?

But I see you've posted so then I need to see what pearls of wisdom you are bestowing on us.