Rate my penis DEFFO NSFW

[Seen]

Not my penis, but these ones I've found on some website I stumbled across during *ahem* research.

I'm interested to read how others view cocks - do other men share my preferences, or am I a freak? I'm not talking about being sexually attracted to them, so don't be fannies and say it's gay to say some are prettier than others, just give each penis marks out of ten, and possibly a little comment afterwards as to why you like or dislike them.

Penis #1

3/10 Not keen on this one - looks a bit lifeless and the balls are horrible, really saggy like an old man's.


Penis #2


2/10 I'm not being racist but black mens cocks do nothing for me, I find them quite ugly. The pink bellend looks all wrong. I've gave it 2 points for the decent size, but you'd expect that anyway.



Penis #3


7/10 Nice and straight and of fair size, but the bellend is a negative - looks a bit rough like it's been chafing on the inside of his trousers or something.



Penis #4


4/10 Quite long but I don't like the way it tapers towards the bellend, also very pale which is offputting. His pubes seem quite straight too so he's probably a bit of a freak (as we knew already as he's posted his cock on the internet )



Penis #5


2/10 Oh dear. Shaved pubes are fine on a lady but a big NO-NO on a bloke. Looks like the last frozen chicken in the shop.



Penis #6


1/10 What the fuck kind of shape is that? It looks like a clangers nose. He should go and see his doctor imhahohaho.



Penis #7


4/10 Cock isn't too bad, possibly looks smaller than it actually is due to the angle of the photo, but the ginger pubes are a right turn-off. Looks like how I'd imagine IrishTW's cock to look like.



Penis #8



8/10 The best of the lot so far in terms of appearance, but a little on the short side. If I was gay I would certainly be attracted to this one, and would happily put it in my mouth



Penis #9



2/10 Wtf are those white hairs all over the cock and balls? Looks like he's stuck his cock in a spiders web or something. Wouldn't suck on that one



Penis #10


1/10 No, no, no. Way too short and balls way too droopy.



Penis #11


7/10 I like the added shine to this one, and the upward bend at the end would be useful for hitting the old G spot on the ladies. Suspected shaved pubic hair a negative.



Penis #12



5/10 Cock looks okay enough, but male ejaculate is not something I enjoy looking at. Wish I hadn't included that one now :



So there you have it. I quite enjoyed that little journey and I'm big enough to admit I got a semi on in my pants at least twice.

Your turn

[Computer Guy]

lol, try again



Next!!!!

[aliensyndm]

Hope you didn't waste too much of your valuable time on that one Seen

[Seen]

I know. That homophobic Serbian cunt GRGA will be along in a minute with his editing shears

[Burt Saddo]

Seen did you win TDP weirdo award by the way?

[DAN DAN]

Think they all get 0/10

[Seen]

Seen did you win TDP weirdo award by the way?

No. Everyone hates me on here so the chances of me winning an award of any type (even a disparaging one) are highly unlikely.

A bit ironic considering my posts are usually of the highest standard

[Computer Guy]

Originally Posted by DAN DAN

Think they all get 0/10

that from personal experience eh?

[Grga]

Originally Posted by Seen

I know. That homophobic Serbian cunt GRGA will be along in a minute with his editing shears

Fuck off fagget.

[Seen]

Oooh!! Get YOU!!!

[GETT1NLOTS]

Originally Posted by Seen

Everyone hates me on here so the chances of me winning an award of any type (even a disparaging one) are highly unlikely

Cough.

People try to be me and fail every time.

Seen - the fact that I'm controversial and hated is due to many factors but one of them is my intelligence. You fail on this level alone. Stop trying to be as 'great' as me and be yourself.

I'm embarrassed for us both frankly.

[mrmuzeman]

Well I always knew there was a lot of cocks in this forum and Seen just confirmed it.

[DAN DAN]

Originally Posted by mrmuzeman

Well I always knew there was a lot of cocks in this forum and Seen just confirmed it.

But the ones in the first post are less ugly.

[GETT1NLOTS]

Originally Posted by Seen

Not my penis, but these ones I've found on some website I stumbled across during *ahem* research.

I'm interested to read how others view cocks - do other men share my preferences, or am I a freak? I'm not talking about being sexually attracted to them, so don't be fannies and say it's gay to say some are prettier than others, just give each penis marks out of ten, and possibly a little comment afterwards as to why you like or dislike them.

Penis #1

3/10 Not keen on this one - looks a bit lifeless and the balls are horrible, really saggy like an old man's.


Penis #2


2/10 I'm not being racist but black mens cocks do nothing for me, I find them quite ugly. The pink bellend looks all wrong. I've gave it 2 points for the decent size, but you'd expect that anyway.



Penis #3


7/10 Nice and straight and of fair size, but the bellend is a negative - looks a bit rough like it's been chafing on the inside of his trousers or something.



Penis #4


4/10 Quite long but I don't like the way it tapers towards the bellend, also very pale which is offputting. His pubes seem quite straight too so he's probably a bit of a freak (as we knew already as he's posted his cock on the internet )



Penis #5


2/10 Oh dear. Shaved pubes are fine on a lady but a big NO-NO on a bloke. Looks like the last frozen chicken in the shop.



Penis #6


1/10 What the fuck kind of shape is that? It looks like a clangers nose. He should go and see his doctor imhahohaho.



Penis #7


4/10 Cock isn't too bad, possibly looks smaller than it actually is due to the angle of the photo, but the ginger pubes are a right turn-off. Looks like how I'd imagine IrishTW's cock to look like.



Penis #8



8/10 The best of the lot so far in terms of appearance, but a little on the short side. If I was gay I would certainly be attracted to this one, and would happily put it in my mouth



Penis #9



2/10 Wtf are those white hairs all over the cock and balls? Looks like he's stuck his cock in a spiders web or something. Wouldn't suck on that one



Penis #10


1/10 No, no, no. Way too short and balls way too droopy.



Penis #11


7/10 I like the added shine to this one, and the upward bend at the end would be useful for hitting the old G spot on the ladies. Suspected shaved pubic hair a negative.



Penis #12



5/10 Cock looks okay enough, but male ejaculate is not something I enjoy looking at. Wish I hadn't included that one now :



So there you have it. I quite enjoyed that little journey and I'm big enough to admit I got a semi on in my pants at least twice.

Your turn

Brilliant

[kompressaur]

I just put your cocks back up Seen as im a helpfull bugger. Wait you see this cock on this lady boy brb



Granted she doesnt look like much of a lady but what a waste of a cock on a thing like that