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Old 24-04-2007, 19:20
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Man forced to marry goat....

How did this little beauty manage to escape the attention of the TDP news vultures?

A man in sudan has been foreced to marry a goat and take it as his wife after being caught shagging it. Ha ha ha. Says something for the standard of Sadanese women eh?

Apparently they went to barcelona on their honey moon. Or should that be Baaaah-celona....

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Sudan man forced to 'marry' goat


A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his "wife", after he was caught having sex with the animal.
The goat's owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.
They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.
"We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together," Mr Alifi said.
Mr Alifi, of Hai Malakal in Upper Nile State, told the Juba Post newspaper that he heard a loud noise around midnight on 13 February and immediately rushed outside to find Mr Tombe with his goat.
"When I asked him: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."
Mr Alifi then called elders to decide how to deal with the case.
"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.
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Old 24-04-2007, 19:24
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

I must admit I thought it had already been posted as it's quite an old story now.

Probably the strangest thing about it is that the bbc website carries a continuous list of the five top forwarded news stories and this keeps on rising to the top five every couple of days
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Old 25-04-2007, 11:48
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

wonder if they'll have any kids ?
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Old 25-04-2007, 20:55
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

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wonder if they'll have any kids ?
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Old 25-04-2007, 21:24
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

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wonder if they'll have any kids ?
They already had one, hence the speedy marriage. Lovely thing he is too, wee Billy.
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Old 26-04-2007, 02:00
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

WHAT A LUCKY BASTARD
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Old 26-04-2007, 02:35
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

Stuff dreams are made of eh
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Old 26-04-2007, 06:26
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Stuff dreams are made of eh
aye and no butts about it
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Old 03-05-2007, 18:40
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

Sad news, goat fans

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/6619983.stm
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Old 03-05-2007, 22:55
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Re: Man forced to marry goat....

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More than a year after the BBC story was first published, it is still picked up by various web forums
Old, old, old news.

Forget it.

I have a new wife now.
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