Help Req Writing Song For Eurovision '08

[ONEDUNME]

and try to build in the lyrics ..."How can I tell you I miss you if you won't fukk off"

It's a surefire hit.

[kompressaur]

I think we're looking for a chant ODM. Something we could get a young pretty to chant out whilst dancing like Justion Timberlake.

[ONEDUNME]

Im no good at this shit. How about "It's christmas time, there's no need to be afraid"

[ONEDUNME]

Come to think of it, if you're starving the last thing on your mind is if you're gonna get a shit jumper and some new after shave I suppose so why do you need to know if it's christmas anyway.


I'll give it some thought 2moro and come back with some good stuff.



T T T D P, thank fuck Im not a bookie.

How about that?

[kompressaur]

how about dance baby dance yeah baby dance? Well you gotta start somewhere. Gives us something to work on.

...put a smile upon you face make the world a better place..daarrraa daa (swing head)

[fasteddy]

here's the scoop...


has to be about the 'war' and 'poverty' and 'aids'...and how we will all be strong if we just 'love' each other ' and 'get along'...shit i tthink I've just rhymed that... ..nice one , me.

So, a defiant song about 'love beating hate and war'...world is a better place and Nature must be respected or She will teach us another lesson ( Tsunami 2)..etc....

you get the general idea
For the visuals I think you should consider the 'childrens choir' for the big chorus...ties in nicely with the 'our future'

I'll work on ideas for the chorus....let you know.

" hug a crying child....kiss a lonely grannie
make sure the hot chicks see you do it
you'll be guaranteed some fanny".


Actually i recorded this one onto my kids' phone:

Where did the time go?
When did the laughter stop?
and the tears
begin
to run down
your once happy face
where did the time go?

Where did the stereo go?!
when did you pawn my sov's?!
and give all my clothes
to the charity shop
where did my stuff go?!!

where did my job go??!!!!
when did I get the sack?!!!!
and the brew refuse to give me
a crisis loan
where did my friends go?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

feel free to add on your own verses

[kompressaur]

uh huh i'm a liking it Eddy. Mmmm yes a simply spendid idea. Divine dearie.

I was just here to say i think it has to be something that folks can relate to Eddy but i preffer the whole one world unity idea and the kids singing!!1 how the fcuk did i miss taht one Aye like Clive Dunn's Grandad. Didnt he do a euro song too maybe worth emailing. Im trying to work on a nice melody but we'll end up just doing as Oasis done to start and use Beatles chords and change the wordsand changes a bit.

Soo what we got? An 80's futurist sounding song about war and famine with childlike lyrics and loads a screaming kids. Aye we could make the kids dance too like Riverdance. that will get us a few points.

[kompressaur]

hug a crying child....kiss a lonely grannie
make sure the hot chicks see you do it
you'll be guaranteed some fanny".

I'll go work on that the now Eddy and see what you think. Guitars abit out of tune as i aint been near ir and its sweltering in my house as all the windows are shut so as to discourage folks from thinking im in

[Beanie]

I'll leave the lyrics to you 'pros' but I'm more than happy to be the sexy stylish frontman with the voice of gold.

You'll call me, eh?

[kompressaur]

what about a wee kid singing on it like that So Lonely song?

"..please dont take my world away from me as it is plain to see the way that it can be! please dont take my world away from me as it is plain to see the way that it can be! "

in a kind a of rap over the top but annoyingly so

[kompressaur]

Beanie love to let you sing on in mate but i need to address a couple of things first.

1. Can you sing?
2. Your nicknamed Beanie again because?

[Beanie]

I'm not having that Komp - a simple offer and you subject me to the third degree.

I've had a better offer from Andorra anyway, so I'll see you in Athens.

[kompressaur]

Bah them fcuking Andorians again

[kompressaur]

ok i aint helping much but it thought i would least 'lay a track' and give us summat to work with. Might need a little work chaps
http://c1.servage.net/~sc11766-LGLB/Komp/ytyt.mp3

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Oh fuck - i think i won't be able to help you anymore lads...im, ummm - a bit busy

You been on the sauce Komp?