komp: The Poker Diaries

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As you may know i'm prone to posting up my video clips of me playing poker. It's easy and it's good for me to share my play with you all to maybe teach some of the folks who are new to the game thats not even a card game but a betting game involving cards. I love it i have to say and i'm now gonna spend a lot more time trying to become good at it and as most of you know i don't do anything by halves.

Try and not judge the quality of the performance just critise (??) the playing of the game. Ok slag me too if you want. I dont mind. i need to visibly become better as i'm a show off by heart and i'm pretty competive but gratious in defeat. I'm always learning in anything i do and i know experience counts for a hell of a lot in life and i listen to it. I might pretend at times to 'be the poker ticket' (be great at the game) but thats just me for a laugh trying to wind folks and myself up for the event.

Right im blurbling here and it's the start of a future well viewed thread so i'm gonna shut up. I'll post my vids on this thread and your all welcome to view them or not. I'll just enjoy posting them as i know it's a positive thing for me to do in my life. Why learn on my own when i can learn out in the open and other can learn do.

The tarred and feathered man rises again

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Wednesday morning. Weather nice. Mood exubarant



edit i dont know why that finished early. I think i finished 4th AGAIN (as the still frame suggests ) Im in a freeroll at the mo. My total chips has went up and down like a yo-yo. I should have either went on stongly or been out at least 3 times. Still im hanging in with the lowest stack youve ever seen.

i need to rememeber that there is a differance between being 4th and being 3rd. I might be sitting as pot leader with 3 others and lose it all in 2 hands as im a cnut

edit: ps mick i dont really mean i wish i had a pair of queens. i dont. Im almost asexual. Aye i like looking at big boobed porn but once you get it in the flesh it's so much more 3 dimensional than the ones you see flopping big tits about on the computer screen and 100 times more of a waste of time.

Shall i move this to blogs forum maybe?

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Bet365 09:45 Freeroll $500


Not the best of tournaments. as i said above ive been like a yo-yo. Nothing definate in any plays i play. I add my own random factor and i still can't work out if i have won or not at the end of a hand. On the video above there's a couple of questions i asked. One is the 'sitting with 4 of a suit after the flop odds' and another was 'why is this game so bloody snake like always? its fundementally 'snakey' You have to be a snake to win. Anyhow i better go and see ...shit. i dont know why i did this in two parts (i stop at the break and start again now)

Edit: 2parts posted together

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Last $2

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i think this is where the day started to go downhill


Ive just had the really great idea of not paying pipex this month and incurring £35 in bank charges so as i can continue my poker woe. this aint working and i'm gonna have to rely on my aussie football knowledge to pull me out of this one. i need 166% profit on anything i do today. Just a bugger im playing poker aint it :/ . Its great fun though and i still think ive made a wise investment. I dont care about the bank. I just wont use them again. It was nice whilst it lasted. The 80 bucks will be nice too and no amount of shopping will afford me the pleasure im about to have.

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i dunno if these have been posted but im away to bed. Ive let a lot of people down so i can revel im anything

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06:00 freeroll

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Bet365 13:00 freeroll (fast play)


(edit: nooooooooo whys that only 40secs long that was poker rock and rioll ) Ive had to split it into 3 parts




(audio delay about 1.5 secs)

An up and down tournament so far. Well it was a bit up and down to start and at one point i was down to 240 chips. Been on the up since although i did get myself in a silly 'raise before the blinds' there and tried to play 2nd top pair. Nope wait a minute ive just trebled my chips in 2 straight hands. This is exciting stuff. Lets hope i can continue my good form here

actually i play better when ive got some chips to throw about. Last week someone asked me 'if i thought it was clever to do that?' when i threw down 65,000 chips all-in when the pot average was about 7k. I said 'aye' Then of course i got called a bully whilst raping housewives on the Bet365 $2.50 stt's. Raising people called Stella & 'poker champ's' blinds and stuff. I was going to say thank you then i remembered TELL THEM NOTHING!!!!! I'll be glad to get to the break here with pot intact. Aye mistakes and slack play is creeping back into my game. surely i wasn't just lucky was i? Lucks a 2-way street though and as you'll have seen on my poker diaries ive had some bad beats but then again who hasn't. Ive also had some beats due to extremly stupid calling and bad play as you will have seen too. I'll do a compliation later of-

showdowns
calls
putdowns (my best one was calling someone called goggles a speccy cnut)

what else is there?

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Bah im praying for another break here and there's 40 minutes to go to it That doesn't show much steely resolve does it? I'm the 'Iceman' If there's a big bluff going on i sniff it out and deal with it with utmost vengenge. Right im for a coffee. I hope i dont do my usual whilst floating about between the kitchen and the mouse and start raising with 56suited in an early position as i think im behind the blinds for some reason. The thing i do most is think im h2h with someone and call and then when the hands are revealed there's another 2 people in the pot actually before i go i have to say i havent played a hand in about 20. this is a record for me. i get worried when i havent played a hand for a while especially when the av pot starts to get close again. this is super fast actually. 10 seconds to think. blinds are 4000/8000 already. bollocks ive slipped behind the av pot and ive done nothing wrong since the break. Still thats the game. I think its the time Jezza mentioned to me where you have to be in or not. No half measures here. No flat calling etc.

i think the end is near. I'll save that coffee. Im supposed to be at a funeral right now

It's all over anyhow.

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Komp/Jezza 9 man STT Match One


Man how poor was that video. The gaps and the signing and the..well everyting. Soz about calling you 'an aggressive wee fcuker' Mick. I reasoned that without the 'wee' bit it could sound a bit harsh. My computer was playing me up too and thats why the sound is actually before the video in places. Still it was a good win for me. Just a shame i never played as well from there on in. i'll get hem all up though. Jezza says the next one has cut short. ill sort it.

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match 2

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Match 3


i dread to think how much coffee the Kegman could put away Ed. i can only keep up with him by having my usual 3 coffees in. My brother says thats where all the coffee goes. aye of all the days Ed. Not to worry though if you can't as you say you can pop round anytime. iIm planing to get today out the way and then tidy myself and my house up afterwards depending on how things go etc. Right i better go get myelf together if that isn't being contradictory in itself. Bah i hate all this running around. Bollocks and blast and bollocks etc

Match Four

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Me Playing Mick


I havent watched it but i fear i just giggled like a girl all the way through it

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Me and Jez this morning

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Jezza all-inning at a freeroll