Saturday night Poker...

[MickeyPaul]

Not as yet, basher. I just deposit where you lot do so as I can play yis. Virgin, bet365 etc. I'd rather stick my money somewhere that's popular with folk in here. Oh I have a Skybet account if that helps? I have maybe 5 or 6k in there. Sorry my 'p' is faulty. I'll stick some money in. Ok? You're going to bed aren't you you fucking user?

[MickeyPaul]

Ok, PKR!!! I was typing for hours there. You's not got MSN to make this shit alot faster and easier?

[FC Basher]

2 celebs, sorry no autographs

[MickeyPaul]

You've changed man. So! PKR trick? Shall I?

[FC Basher]

I had pkr got rid a few weeks ago,got bored with it.

[trickrick]

PKR..Erm..Are we..?

[MickeyPaul]

You know what!!!?? FORGET IT!!! I thought you said to go there. I'm going back to Yahoo hearts. A game of skill and... and... courage.

[trickrick]

I've just booted it up as well...

Come on..One game.......(pretty please........? )

[MickeyPaul]

Oh you little minx! OK! Right. Oh wait, I need to make my avatar all nice. Can you wait 2-3 hours? I jest. Gis a chance. I aint been on there in months.

Cool! An 18gb update. It's all about the graphics though so I dont mind. Just wait. I'll tell you when.

edt: urrr, that last line was a joke but it actually is like... bloody hell. Just wait! I'll say when... it's half way. Hang on. I just want to be able to give you the finger. S'all I want.

[trickrick]

Well if you're going to be like that then me and Basher (us celebs) are gonna do a bit of velocity action together..

[MickeyPaul]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! Dont you fucking move!!! I'm updating this for you!!! Oh... nearly done. Don't peek!

[Grga]

Work on the tables you silly boy.
Stay away from poker tables.They want to trick you to give them your hard earned cash.

[MickeyPaul]

At least I have all the latest t-shirts. Right. It's updated. Fuck me. OH christ. It's started updating more files. And now an update patch. It's like playing call of duty atfer 6 months off. Right.... is that... it.... done... you and basher have fucked off haven't you? It's now reading the update info. Oh ffs. And now it's updating some other thing. Now its optimizing the data. Hang on. Its now launching PKR not one second before I launched it into fucking space. Oh, PKR error, failed to connect to server. And it's all closed down.

Go. Leave me. I'm just holding you back.

edit: NOOO!!! It's opened! Wait!

[trickrick]

Hope it isnt much longer..That fuckin PKR music is doin my head in !!!

[MickeyPaul]

I can't remember my login details. Joking. Right hang on. I'm in at least!