Saturday night Poker...

[MickeyPaul]

Nope. I'm getting some seriously worrying shit now so it doesn't look like I'll be playing anytime soon. I think they think I'm American....

[trickrick]

Deary me...And I've been practising my 'Loser' sign..

[MickeyPaul]

This is all so terribly shitty. It's like everything is faulty here. I'm really pissed off now. If this live chat help fuckwit ever gets around to me I think.... I..... noo....sshhh.... don't say a word.... trickrick's gonna buy me a mocking bird.... bastards.

[MickeyPaul]

I'm still waiting to talk to someone. I think I'm just going to give up and give them a massive thumbs down. Or a massive twos up. Shocking. I give PKR, 10 twos ups out of 10!

[MickeyPaul]

Oh god. It's as I feared. They kept me waiting so long the first thing I said was 'you fucking cunts!' and got cut off. Goodnight.

[trickrick]

What a bugger...

Oh hum...It was something we nearly had..

[MickeyPaul]

I was kidding. I'm actually still fucking waiting but I have the 'you fucking cunts' typed in all nice and ready for when..... it's like... haha... should I stick it in the fridge overnight? How best do you prepare a 'you fucking cunts'? I want it to be perfect.

[MickeyPaul]

Ooooh, Robin has popped up. And now he's asking me all these questions oh and now he's..... yes..... he's asking me to WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[trickrick]

Dare I say it...?

I'm off to beddie-bies...

[MickeyPaul]

That's cool mate and sorry. I ended up having a great chat with Robin of PKR who was very friendly and down to earth. I put the 'you fucking cunts' in the bin as it had gone off and decided to be friendly and nice as suits my nature. Stay tuned for some utterly average PKR tournament, TDP'ers. All I have to do is....well I might need some padding... we do it for you!!! FOR YOU!!!