I AM A DONKEY THREAD

[pistol984]

Oh he was firing bets at every pot. He'd pushed me out of a few pots and I was getting frustrated. In that hand i'd pretty much decided he had nothing and when the third 2 showed up I was convinced I had him beat and just wanted to take the pot down there. I didn't think a pot sized bet would shift him.

Afterwards he really wound me up. I'm on his buddy list now, if he keeps playing the way he was I should get it back soon.

[raisin man]

UL mate but it kinda cheers me up a bit to see other people losing some money too. I'm just climbing my way slowing out of the tiltin' hell i've been in over the last 2 weeks.

[pistol984]

Well got old Dunc came back to my table to give a wee ribbing about my shit play and to generally wind me up. I just kept thinking I will have my revenge in this life or the next but I will have it you smarmy cock!!! Turns out I got it after about 3 hands because he is SHIT!!!!!!! So here it is:

Cheaper By The Dozen 10475329-4480 Holdem No Limit $0.25/$0.50

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Hand Start.

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 1 : mackem321 has $9.50

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 2 : pokermadrob has $41.40

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has $40

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 4 : knightnight has $109

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 5 : nukidney has $17.97

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has $98.75

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 8 : ritzrazz has $7.34

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : Seat 9 : mamabear73 has $42.10

[Jul 24 19:08:27] : knightnight is the dealer.

[Jul 24 19:08:31] : nukidney posted small blind.

[Jul 24 19:08:32] : pistolpetey posted big blind.

[Jul 24 19:08:32] : Game [4480] started with 8 players.

[Jul 24 19:08:32] : Dealing Hole Cards.

[Jul 24 19:08:32] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:08:38] : ritzrazz called $0.50 and raised $1

[Jul 24 19:08:39] : mamabear73 folded.

[Jul 24 19:08:47] : mackem321 called $1.50

[Jul 24 19:08:50] : pokermadrob folded.

[Jul 24 19:08:50] : pistolpetey : oh and the contender starts in an hour so better to it before then

[Jul 24 19:08:52] : Dunc00088 called $1.50 and raised $1

[Jul 24 19:09:02] : knightnight folded.

[Jul 24 19:09:16] : nukidney called $2.25 and raised $15.47 and is All-in

[Jul 24 19:09:23] : pistolpetey called $17.47

[Jul 24 19:09:23] : ritzrazz called $5.84 and is All-in

[Jul 24 19:09:23] : mackem321 called $8 and is All-in

[Jul 24 19:09:29] : Dunc00088 called $15.47

[Jul 24 19:09:30] : Dealing flop.

[Jul 24 19:09:30] : Board cards [3h Kd Ts]

[Jul 24 19:09:35] : pistolpetey bet $80.78 and is All-in

[Jul 24 19:09:51] : Dunc00088 has 10 seconds to respond.

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Dunc00088 called $22.03 and is All-in

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Showdown!

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 1 : mackem321 has 9s 9c

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has As 7d

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 5 : nukidney has 8s 8c

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:09:56] : Seat 8 : ritzrazz has Qd Qc

[Jul 24 19:10:01] : Dunc00088 : thats it back

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Board cards [3h Kd Ts Qs Qh]

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : pistolpetey has Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has As 7d

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Dunc00088 has Pair: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : pistolpetey wins $42.89 with Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 5 : nukidney has 8s 8c

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : nukidney has Two Pair: Queens and 8s

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : pistolpetey has Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has As 7d

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Dunc00088 has Pair: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : pistolpetey wins $24.75 with Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 5 : nukidney has 8s 8c

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : nukidney has Two Pair: Queens and 8s

[Jul 24 19:10:02] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : pistolpetey has Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 1 : mackem321 has 9s 9c

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : mackem321 has Two Pair: Queens and 9s

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has As 7d

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Dunc00088 has Pair: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : pistolpetey wins $8.42 with Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 5 : nukidney has 8s 8c

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : nukidney has Two Pair: Queens and 8s

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 7 : pistolpetey has Ac Ah

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : pistolpetey has Two Pair: Aces and Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 8 : ritzrazz has Qd Qc

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : ritzrazz has Four of a kind: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 1 : mackem321 has 9s 9c

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : mackem321 has Two Pair: Queens and 9s

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Seat 3 : Dunc00088 has As 7d

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : Dunc00088 has Pair: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:03] : ritzrazz wins $35.75 with Four of a kind: Queens

[Jul 24 19:10:15] : knightnight : nice

[Jul 24 19:10:16] : pistolpetey : ty dunc

[Jul 24 19:10:19] : Hand is over.

I'm even more upset about losing my cash to him earlier now. Get this wank on your buddy list

I mean A7

[cains]

Dont think it was donkey play by me.. But feels like a donkey...
WTF was he doing????

PokerStars Game #5771946707: Tournament #29214189, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (75/150) - 2006/08/02 - 14:50:48 (ET)
Table '29214189 1' 9-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: pgillespie (3990 in chips)
Seat 3: RyanPlus (720 in chips)
Seat 4: tonybball23 (2325 in chips)
Seat 6: badui11 (3735 in chips)
Seat 9: cains (2730 in chips)
badui11: posts small blind 75
cains: posts big blind 150
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to cains [Ts Ad]
pgillespie: folds
RyanPlus: folds
tonybball23: folds
badui11: calls 75
cains: raises 300 to 450
badui11: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [4s 2s Th]
badui11: checks
cains: bets 750
badui11: calls 750
*** TURN *** [4s 2s Th] [6s]
badui11: checks
cains: bets 1530 and is all-in
badui11: calls 1530
*** RIVER *** [4s 2s Th 6s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
badui11: shows [As 2d] (a flush, Ace high)
cains: shows [Ts Ad] (a flush, Ten high)
badui11 collected 5460 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5460 | Rake 0
Board [4s 2s Th 6s 7s]
Seat 1: pgillespie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: RyanPlus folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: tonybball23 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: badui11 (small blind) showed [As 2d] and won (5460) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 9: cains (big blind) showed [Ts Ad] and lost with a flush, Ten high

[mrmuzeman]

Having seen you play I dont know how its taken you 7 months to post on the Donkey thread Cains

In regards to that hand, just unlucky Cains your a good 80% favourite going into the river id imagine.

[cains]

Just knew there would be an insult from you...

yeah just crap.. and had to be the chip leader im up against.. I have been 2nd in chips since level2. and then bust on such a hand in 5th place....

[mrmuzeman]

Just knew there would be an insult from you...

You dish it out you gota receive it Cains

You gave him 3 chances to fold and he wasnt getting the odds at any step of the way. Just a case of move on and forget knowing you played it right Cains.

[cains]

yeah.. at least i won the other tourney i was playing at the same time... beeing lucky around 500 times when HU. :D

so guess its all even out.

[cold dog]

Last night I played in a 40FP freeroll @ Pokerstars. Lord knows why. There were about 500 entrants. The first 4 places earned entry into a nice $ tourney, 5-14 returned your 40FPs. I started playing with one eye on the cricket but kept getting nice hands and winning pots so I gradually got drawn into it. Nearly 4 hours had passed and I was sitting pretty in 10th position, with only 40 odd players remaining. All I had to do was hang around for another 20-30 minutes and I would have been in a great position to have a shot at the top 4 satellite positions...

Of course, things went horribly wrong. I was the BB and was dealt 88. I was chatting to a bunch of people online at the same time and had all sorts of windows open. The SB before me (who happened to have a similar sized stack) went all in. I mindlessly clicked call but I was actually trying to close a chat window that had just popped up. When I saw that he was holding K6os I thought, well this might be a gift from the heavens! Of course he flopped a K and that was the end of that. The whole table were calling the guy a 'donk' and I agreed... but in the end, I was the real donk!

[cains]

Yeah muze go ahead and say it.... Otherwise i will.... IM A DONKEY!!!

------HAND 5------
Game #3384596134: Hold'em NL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2006/09/16 - 08:33:35 (ET)
Table "Angelshair" Seat 2 is the button.
Seat 1: FOLLEY1 ($14.95 in chips)
Seat 2: EDINBURGH ($21.05 in chips)
Seat 3: terencem ($44.90 in chips)
Seat 4: cains ($24.35 in chips)
Seat 5: Golden016 sits out
Seat 6: brianplod sits out
terencem: posts small blind $0.15
cains: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to cains [Ad Ks]
FOLLEY1: raises to $0.50
EDINBURGH: calls $0.50
terencem: folds
cains: raises to $1
FOLLEY1: calls $0.50
EDINBURGH: calls $0.50
----- FLOP ----- [Th 6c 3s]
cains: bets $2
FOLLEY1: calls $2
EDINBURGH: folds
----- TURN ----- [Th 6c 3s][Kh]
cains: bets $5
FOLLEY1: calls $5
----- RIVER ----- [Th 6c 3s Kh][Qc]
cains: bets $16.35 and is all-in
FOLLEY1: is all-in $6.95
Returned uncalled bets $9.40 to cains
----- SHOW DOWN -----
cains: shows [Ad Ks] (A Pair of Kings, Ace high)
FOLLEY1: shows [Qd 3h] (Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, King high)
FOLLEY1 collects $29.50 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $31.05 Main pot $29.50 Rake $1.55
Board [Th 6c 3s Kh Qc]
Seat 1: FOLLEY1 showed [Qd 3h] and won ($29.50) with Two Pairs, Queens and Threes, King high
Seat 2: EDINBURGH (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 3: terencem (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: cains (big blind) showed [Ad Ks] and lost

[cains]

IM A DONKEY AGAIN!!! But this time a lucky donkey..

------HAND 5------
Game #3385361814: Hold'em NL ($0.15/$0.25) - 2006/09/16 - 09:44:54 (ET)
Table "Angelshair" Seat 5 is the button.
Seat 1: Thebig004 ($12.05 in chips)
Seat 2: soffi ($2.95 in chips)
Seat 3: 8384 ($28.45 in chips)
Seat 4: cains ($20.43 in chips)
Seat 5: darrenq ($11.85 in chips)
Seat 6: Twisterma ($18.15 in chips)
Twisterma: posts small blind $0.15
Thebig004: posts big blind $0.25
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to cains [9s 9h]
soffi: folds
8384: calls $0.25
cains: raises to $1
darrenq: folds
Twisterma: folds
Thebig004: calls $0.75
8384: raises to $5.25
cains: calls $4.25
Thebig004: folds
----- FLOP ----- [Jd 2s 8s]
8384: checks
cains: bets $15.18 and is all-in
8384: calls $15.18
----- TURN ----- [Jd 2s 8s][9c]
----- RIVER ----- [Jd 2s 8s 9c][Th]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
cains: shows [9s 9h] (Three of a kind, Nines, Jack high)
8384: shows [Ad Ac] (A Pair of Aces, Jack high)
cains collects $39.91 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $42.01 Main pot $39.91 Rake $2.10
Board [Jd 2s 8s 9c Th]
Seat 1: Thebig004 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: soffi folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: 8384 showed [Ad Ac] and lost
Seat 4: cains showed [9s 9h] and won ($39.91) with Three of a kind, Nines, Jack high
Seat 5: darrenq (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Twisterma (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[cains]

Poker hates me...

Hand #424083949 at table: 5 Player $20 NL
Started: Mon Sep 25 23:00:51 2006

Duff Beer is at seat 3 with 610.00
der-weise is at seat 4 with 2270.00
Desmar is at seat 5 with 4170.00

der-weise posts the large blind 300.00
Duff Beer posts the small blind 150.00

Duff Beer: Qs, Qh
der-weise: --, --
Desmar: --, --

Pre-flop:

Desmar: Fold
Duff Beer: All in
der-weise: Call 760.00

Showdown:

Duff Beer shows: Qs, Qh (a pair of Queens)

Flop (Board: 10c, 4h, 7c):


Turn (Board: 10c, 4h, 7c, 2d):


River (Board: 10c, 4h, 7c, 2d, 8c):

der-weise shows: 6s, 9d (straight to the Ten)

Mainpot:
der-weise wins the pot of 1520 with straight to the Ten

(0.00 rake were taken for this hand)

im duff beer... in case you didnt guess it...

[mrmuzeman]

Whys this in the donk thread?

[raisin man]

That wasn't a donkey play.

P.S. the nero thing didn't work for me either. Thanks for trying though.

[Jezza]

lol oh dear god this must be my worst call all month. I played the river so bad man, I was trying to be a hero or something..Yes its wank, but I deserve the punishment.

[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Hand Start.
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Seat 1 : lionhart37 has $948
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Seat 2 : BBDefendah has $439.59
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Seat 6 : time-bomb has $756.66
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Seat 8 : Mstadutd has $406.75
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Seat 9 : thompsonf has $698.73
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : Mstadutd is the dealer.
[Jan 27 12:35:50] : thompsonf posted small blind.
[Jan 27 12:35:51] : lionhart37 posted big blind.
[Jan 27 12:35:51] : Game [213302] started with 5 players.
[Jan 27 12:35:51] : Dealing Hole Cards.
[Jan 27 12:35:51] : Seat 2 : BBDefendah has Qd Kc
[Jan 27 12:35:54] : BBDefendah called $4 and raised $10
[Jan 27 12:35:56] : time-bomb folded.
[Jan 27 12:35:59] : Mstadutd folded.
[Jan 27 12:36:00] : thompsonf called $12
[Jan 27 12:36:01] : lionhart37 folded.
[Jan 27 12:36:01] : Dealing flop.
[Jan 27 12:36:01] : Board cards [7h 8h Qs]
[Jan 27 12:36:05] : thompsonf checked.
[Jan 27 12:36:08] : BBDefendah bet $31
[Jan 27 12:36:10] : thompsonf called $31
[Jan 27 12:36:10] : Dealing turn.
[Jan 27 12:36:10] : Board cards [7h 8h Qs 6c]
[Jan 27 12:36:14] : thompsonf checked.
[Jan 27 12:36:21] : BBDefendah bet $90
[Jan 27 12:36:25] : thompsonf called $90
[Jan 27 12:36:25] : Dealing river.
[Jan 27 12:36:25] : Board cards [7h 8h Qs 6c Tc]
[Jan 27 12:36:39] : thompsonf bet $563.73 and is All-in
[Jan 27 12:36:50] : BBDefendah called $304.59 and is All-in
[Jan 27 12:36:50] : Showdown!
[Jan 27 12:36:50] : Seat 2 : BBDefendah has Qd Kc
[Jan 27 12:36:52] : Seat 9 : thompsonf has Jh 9h
[Jan 27 12:36:52] : thompsonf has Straight QJT98
[Jan 27 12:36:52] : Seat 2 : BBDefendah has Qd Kc
[Jan 27 12:36:52] : BBDefendah has Pair: Queens
[Jan 27 12:36:52] : thompsonf wins $880.18 with Straight QJT98
[Jan 27 12:37:02] : Hand is over.