As the leadewr of the poker league and being quite drunk even though its really early I think I deserve a say...
Push all-in preflop! Damn it! I am really drunk!!!!!
Don't listen to me!!!!!!!!!
EDITED TO INCLUDE REASONS WHY BEANIE IS A IDIOT
1) Beanie never played drinking apprentice last night! We had to drink whenever antone did anything or said wnything (no wonder I'm bloddy hungover)
2) Beanie never came to Dundee to
party (neither did I cuse it was nearly 12 before it was time t go and I was tired)
3) I decided to have a take away and walk home, but on the way I thought it would be fun to go home through peoples gardens instead of the road. I ended up going in to someones house through a back door just to see if it was open. Also got lots of cut on my legs and arms from woking my way through hedges and climbing over fences. This doesn't mean Beanie's an idiot, I just wanyed to tell my story!
4) Beanie refuses to partake in the house banter!
REASONS WHY BEANIE IS FUN:
1) only got one: he didn't stop me an dpistol spraying HP barbeque sauce in his carpet just to test out how good the Vanish spray is.