SMS Jokes.

[thet10002001]

And back to the big guy,

The family have decided not to go with a traditional hearse, theyve gone for a stretched instead. I think they said it was a Nissan Dorma

[andeeeee]

https://datacave.co.uk/attachment.ph...6&d=1189705725

first pictures of the new renault

[Samuel]

Thank God for the "Save Maddie" fund. Her parents can afford a babysitter now.


Congratulations to Madeleine McCann - 2007 Hide and Seek European Championships winner!

[paul]

chelsea have just released a new aftershave........called

the special one by...............

yougo boss.....................

[Kop66]

[andeeeee]

whats the difference between colin mccrae and gary glitter ! glitter had more kids go down on his chopper

[andeeeee]

colin mccrae withdrew all his money from northern rock the day before he died , its with scottish widow now

[thet10002001]

Just paid out £35 for a computer game, but it keeps crashin' Colin McRae helicopter sim is w**k !!

[thet10002001]

NEWS JUST IN, foot and mouth found on Scottish farm, f**k knows if they'll ever find the rest of Colin McRae!

[thet10002001]

Jose Mourinho has said in a statement today that he wants to go back to Portugal and never be seen or heard from again....................
The McCann's have offered there assistance!

[slick]

Mourinho has turned down the Spurs Job........

He said in a statement, "I'm not THAT fcuking special!"

[Kop66]

[andeeeee]

a polish immigrant goes 2 specsavers 4 an eyetest. optician shows him a card with letters C W Z I X N O S T Y on it. can you read that asks the optician? read it says the pole , i f+cking know him!!

[eeyore]

Man says to his wife : Let me take a picture of your breasts, than I can always look at them. Wife : Let me take a picture of you penis, I will have it enlarged.

[slick]

I don't know whether to laff or cry at that one eeyore.

Couple on honeymoon in hotel room undressin. Groom removes socks, bride sez wots wrong wit ur feet-ur toes look all mangled? I had TOLIO as a kid. U mean polio? no TOLIO, it only affected my toes. He removes pants & bride sez wots wrong wit ur knees, theyre lumpy & deformed. As a kid i had KNEASLES. U mean measles? No KNEASLES-it only affected my knees. He removes boxers.... Don't tell me says Bride - SMALLCOX !!