I'm not a greedy man, I'm just ambitious....
The Non-league season has started pants for me so I need to sort out an alternative gambling income pronto. Poker's out...I'm the wrong personality type...i.e retarded.
So, I need to get 10 pounds a day. I can choose not to bet 2 days a week. I want to get 200 pound in a month..That would be enough for food, bills and rent. And mozzie spray, the wee feckers
Sounds easy, but you watch me fcuk it right up. A series of incremenatal gains is what's required, In here I'm going to be free from the burdens of odds, yield and sport.And analysis. PROFIT is all that counts and will be recorded. I will do a lot of football as it's a game I'm familiar with but will scour the net for something to get my ten pounds a day.
Without no further waffling it's bet number 1. It's a double.
Uefa cup.
Marsielle / Basle to beat two teams I've never heard of.
20 quid down to win a big 12.50 (can you tell i have no pound sign on this keyboard. I'll use the dollar sign from here on in)
Now, there's no starting bank / ending bank for this one. If it goes down the loss gets carried forward and I'll no doubt be looking for a $50 bet. Or a twenty pounder at even money. U get the idea. See you tomorrow.
AMP