Gimme peace lads! Jeez, these things take time to sort you impatient cunts - I've been down the bank near enough every day to try and sort out a solution to this troubling situation.
Anyway, the bank manager is a stingy bastard so I've cancelled the account and will be paying the interest myself until it makes it to a round quid just to stay true to the thread. Aye it'll mean some lean times in the Bean household and we'll all have to tighten our belts. Father Bean may have to come out of retirement and get down the mines, Mother Bean shall be sent out on the game, and Rabbit Bean will be tonights tea. Farce!? I'll show you a fucking farce
