Aye he's not bad but he still has a long way to go to beat Dart's Sid Wadell, its worth watching the darts just to listen to him even if you don't like the sport.
"Jockey Wilson . . . What an athlete." "That was like throwing three
pickled onions into a thimble!"
"He's about as predictable as a wasp on speed"
"Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water buffalo with a
pea-shooter"
"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline"
"Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck
out"
"His eyes are bulging like the belly of a hungry chaffinch"
"That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus."
"He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave."
"That's like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank"
"As they say at the DHSS, we're getting the full benefit here."
"This lad has more checkouts than Tescos."
"Even Hypotenuse would have trouble working out these angles"
"Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall
body strength."
"Look at him as he takes his stance, like he has been sculptured, whereas
Bobby George, with his bad back, looks like the Hunchback of Notre Dame."
"He's playing like Robin Hood in the Nottingham super league"
And my favourite
"He's like D'Artagnan at the scissor factory."
Ian Robertson
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