Where is the....

[El Grande Duder]

...OFFICIAL Middlesbrough Football CLub thread?

Whilst its true things are grim right now, 'Boro fans will have the last laugh, its only a matter of time before the sleeping GIANT that is middlesbrough football club rises through the smog and reaches the pinnacle of the English game. Fans will flock from out of the area to get a glimpse of the soccer version of the Harlem Globetrotters, braving the crack filled streets and the smog ridden air to do so.

This will improve the economy and make Middlesbrough one of the major cities in the world in both population and tourism...by 2020 Middlesbrough will be the NEW LAS VEGAS!!!!

[Winrew]

I can smell drink

[El Grande Duder]

Originally Posted by Winrew

I can smell drink

I can taste the fucker

[MickeyPaul]

Sounds a bit like Dundee to me. If you'd like to create a thread for... ehhm.... Middlesbrough.... go ahead.

Does Middlesbrough have as many slappers as Sunderland and Newcastle incidentally or are the chicks a little classier?

[Winrew]

[Winrew]

Er , i was laughing at El Grande , rather than Mickey , who can also be funny mind ( believe it or not )

[El Grande Duder]

Originally Posted by MickeyPaul

Sounds a bit like Dundee to me. If you'd like to create a thread for... ehhm.... Middlesbrough.... go ahead.

Does Middlesbrough have as many slappers as Sunderland and Newcastle incidentally or are the chicks a little classier?

...most Boro chicks ive ever had the pleasure of dabbling with make Jade Goody seem classy mate, and shes probably better looking too!!

[Winrew]

Sounds good , how much are houses

[El Grande Duder]

Originally Posted by Winrew

Sounds good , how much are houses

love it.

I Woke up at a chicks house in boro once and even at 6am when trying to get away from there i was scared. I Tried to be polite and get away but she took it badly and i got chased by this big fat heifer with a big knife, but that was her mother, turns out i porked her the week before and she didnt approve

I wouldn't wanna live there yet, but once the "las vegas style" revolution kicks off, i'm there!