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Old 05-08-2008, 18:01
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Steven Pressley - Kill Me

I don't think, until now, I've ever experienced the overwhelming urge to kill myself while listening to someone talk. What the hell is..... what's wrong with Steven Pressley? He sounds as if he's on the verge of tears and sitting under a massive black cloud of misery and depression. It's incredible. I remember him appearing a bit... 'glum' in interviews before but he's taking it to a new level here.

Could it be the Dougie Donnelly effect? Craig Levein aint sounding too chirpy either.

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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Is that who it is?

Why can't he talk? Has he got his jaw wired up or something?
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Old 05-08-2008, 18:10
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I don't know why he's so miserable. He's getting paid to watch this shite.

Madrid and Man United must be shitting their pants in case they come up against one of these two teams.
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Old 05-08-2008, 18:14
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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Yep. I got the impression you thought they may actually be slightly less shit than last season. They're still a damn poor side. They'll probably go nick another goal though soon.
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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Never erd of him
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Old 05-08-2008, 18:19
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Yep. I got the impression you thought they may actually be slightly less shit than last season. They're still a damn poor side. They'll probably go nick another goal though soon.

Possibly Mickey. Although it would have to be something Beckhamesque, given that they haven't been in the opponents half more than twice in the last 15 minutes.
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Old 05-08-2008, 18:23
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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Same as Celtic tend to do ODM - they'll rely entirely on luck.
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Luck and tactics Mickey. As I just posted in reply to Kiko

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Got to say I admire their tactics though Keeks.

Earn a free kick just over the halfway line and then BLAST it as hard as you possibly can into the wall in the hope that a defender will go down and waste a bit of time.

Makes all that "trying to get it in the net stuff" look a bit boring doesn't it.

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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Why does this feel like a continuation of last season's UEFA Cup threads?
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Cudnae hit a coos ers.
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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

"So, Steven.... how do you feel about Rangers going out?"




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Re: Steven Pressley - Kill Me

Another 2 hours of absolute boredom served up courtesy of Rangers, thank fook thats the last we'll see of them in Europe this season.

How the bloody hell did that team ever get to a European final? It's absolutely baffling. I think a retarded monkey would work out the cure for cancer before I could figure that one out.

It was maybe forgivable for Smith to think that a Euro challenge could be mounted by players like Weir, Broadfoot, Papac, Dailly etc last season when he needed stop gaps and quick fixes, but to leave it untouched over the close season is criminal, got everything they deserved.

Good riddance to bad rubbish I say.

PS Pressley was the highlight of the night. It was up there with that other esteemed sporting pundit George Burley, who the week after becoming Scotland boss managed to negotiate an hour long Scotsport by answering 'It's too early to tell' to every question.



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Och. I feel sorry for him now as he sounds really nervous there. Good lord though, it's hard not to slip into a coma while he speaks.
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