Another year on and it's now about FIVE years since I was told that Dawson would break straight into the England team, where he'd then go on to be a future England captain.
As a youngster he'd been training with the England team (Thinking about it, I think it was under Keegan so it must be more like SEVEN years) and he was already almost the finished article at about 17.
Well seven years on and he's still fucking wank. His game yesterday was a complete abortion. He has a lapse in concentration once every ten minutes. He lacks vision. He lacks pace. He lacks positional sense. In short, he's fucking useless and one of the most overrated players in the Premiership.
I dread the day he actually pulls on a pair of boots for the National team. He keeps getting call ups to the squads but, fortunately, the outbreak of bubonic plague required to debilitate all the other defenders in the squad to such an extent that the useless twat gets a game has not yet happened.
I wake up some nights in a cold sweat from a recurring nightmare where England are playing a game with Dawson at central defence and David James behind him in goal.
The game is being played in a big top.
Nuff said.
What minute will Michael Dawson drop a bollock
TOTW/F/M Award(s): 1
The second one was just horrendous defending.
