Fuckin hell. Someone did say to me recently that Liverpool fans were THE MOST biased fans on the planet

Either you're taking the piss Kop (which I think you are) or your a biased bastard.
You're a keeper and a striker has his back to you with a defender up his arse. A ball come out of the sky at him from 20 yards away. The last thing you're expecting is for the cunt to have the audacity to actually try to score
You're expecting him to control in and lay it off, not actually swivel and hit it.
If it had been scored by that geyser with the Tintin hair cut (Stevie G) then you'd all be wanking into your footy scarves still.
