BBC's Top 10 Chants Of The Year

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

"What's that coming over the hill? It's Michael Chopra! It's Michael Chopra!"
Cardiff City fans to their striker (to the tune of 'Monster' by The Automatic). There have been many imitations since then, but this is the original and best.

"He's fat, he's round, he's kicked us out our ground, Robbie Williams, Robbie Williams."
Scotland fans at Parkhead after the game was moved because of a Robbie gig at Hampden.

"Ben-jani, who-ah-whoh whoh...he comes from Zimbabwe, he'll score eventually."
Pompey fans to striker Benjani Mwerawari.

"If you made a lot of money selling biscuits, buy our club."
West Ham fans to new owner, biscuit baron Eggert Magnusson, to the tune of the old Club biscuit TV advert.

"There's only one Emile Heskey, one Emile Heskey, he used to be s***e, but now he's all right, walkin' in a Heskey wonderland."
Wigan fans to Emile Heskey (to the tune of Winter Wonderland - apparently Birmingham fans had a similar version).

"All bling and Burberry, high teenage pregnancy, no father on the scene, all robbing cash machines!"
A chant that Sittingbourne fans sing to local rivals Chatham (to the tune of Verdi's La Donna e Mobile).

"Geordies at home, watching The Bill."
Sung by Boro fans during the second leg of their Uefa Cup semi-final at the Riverside.

"Put Your hands up for Dirk Kuyt - he loves this city!" (To the tune and rhythm of 'Put Your Hands Up For Detroit').
Liverpool fans to striker Dirk Kuyt.

"Mourinho are you listening, you'd better keep our trophy glistening, coz we'll be back in May to take it away, walking in a Fergie Wonderland!"
Manchester United fans taunt Chelsea to the tune of Winter Wonderland. "World Cup - and you ****** it up!"
All four sides of the ground during Everton-Arsenal game, including away fans, chanting at Graham Poll, who showed three yellow cards to the same player in the World Cup.

Not as great as i was expecting mind. I like that Michael Chopra one

I used to wind Jesus up all the time about Chopra being terrible.

Rest are pretty shite. Robbie Williams one alright actually.

Anyone got any others theyve heard at games themselves?

[GaNgStA kEeKs]

Actually i like the Benjani one too

[rcgills]

Originally Posted by Kiko

Rest are pretty shite. Robbie Williams one alright actually.

It doesn't scan properly, does it? Not to the tune I know anyway, it'd only scan properly if they got rid of the "Robbie".

Originally Posted by Kiko

"All bling and Burberry, high teenage pregnancy, no father on the scene, all robbing cash machines!"
A chant that Sittingbourne fans sing to local rivals Chatham (to the tune of Verdi's La Donna e Mobile).

I'm from Chatham They're not wrong admittedly, but trust me, people from Sittingbourne shouldn't be throwing stones at the Chatham glass house .

Winrew, how's your boy enjoying Chatham by the way?

[ONEDUNME]

I can't believe there aren't 9 better than that fuckin lot


I liked the West Ham one.

[GETT1NLOTS]

The simplicity of the Graham Poll one made that my fave.

[Jesus]

The Dirk Kuyt one is world class in my opinion! Haha

[Winrew]

Winrew, how's your boy enjoying Chatham by the way?

He said its awful , he got back home last night for christmas.

They went into Gillingham the other week , he hated that as well.
I think he`s used to the cheap drink up here......

[rcgills]

Originally Posted by Winrew

He said its awful , he got back home last night for christmas.

They went into Gillingham the other week , he hated that as well.
I think he`s used to the cheap drink up here......

There's a few OK-ish places in Chatham. Tell him to try the Tap n Tin if he hasn't already (http://www.tapntin.co.uk/, it's under the flyover as you walk from the High Street up towards the train station), used to be OK last time I was living round there, and unless my mates come up with any better alternatives, will no doubt be where I'll be drinking on Xmas Eve. Was the venue for a Libertines reunion gig the day Pete Doherty got released from prison (http://www.tapntin.co.uk/press_award...reedom_gig.asp)

Gillingham, however, is a complete and utter hole in all respects (apart from Priestfield, of course ).

[rockshark]

I remember as a wee boy my favourate chant was 'le tiss, le tiss, my mate le tiss he gets the ball and takes the piss, my mate le tiss.'