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Originally Posted by christianu

He's better than Dvid Nugent, im willing to bet anyone he will score more goals than David Nugent.

I rate Chopra as a good little player.

I agree with you gorgeous.

Nugent is an overrated NOOB who amazingly has an England cap AND a goal

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Another corker from Chris - Chopra is better than Nugent

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Well it appears SAF is sticking to his guns. Apparently Heinze is going no where. Or should that be, he aint going to Liverpool.

We made a £6m bid on Monday apparently for the little Argie:

Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has ruled out the possibility of defender Gabriel Heinze joining Premier League rivals Liverpool.

Anfield boss Rafael Benitez made a £6m bid for the 29-year-old Argentine on Monday but it was rejected by United.

Heinze has also been linked to Real Madrid and Inter Milan but Ferguson said: "I can assure you Liverpool will not be getting Gabriel Heinze.

"We have had a couple of offers for him and we have turned them down."

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Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has made Bolton's Nicolas Anelka his number one target as a replacement for striker Thierry Henry, who has joined Barcelona. (Daily Express)

Always rated Anelka, its just a shame he's mad as a bag of frogs. Oh and his brothers are money grabbing cunts too.

Chelsea are prepared to up their offer for Spurs full-back Pascal Chimbonda to £8m. (The Times)

Fuck me they are desperate. Khalid the cannibal is away on loan to Seville, Geremi (who played there a few times) has been shipped out too and that just leaves him with Ferrera. Who in my opinion is absolutely gash and well out of his depth at Chelsea.

Portsmouth striker Lomana LuaLua is a target for Wigan. (The Sun)

He is also being lined up by West Ham. (Daily Telegraph)

Bolton are closing in on Sweden winger Christian Wilhelmsson, who plays for Nantes. (The Sun)

West Ham are lining up a £5m swoop for wanted Reading defender Nicky Shorey. (Daily Express)

Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson is ready to fork out £10m for Olympiacos and Mexico forward Nery Castillo. (The Times)

Manchester City have made an inquiry about promising Romanian striker Ciprian Marica. (The Independent)

Birmingham have made an approach for West Brom's £2.5m-rated left-back Paul Robinson. (Daily Mail)

DJ Campbell is set to choose Watford over Leicester when he leaves Birmingham City. (Various)

Fulham have signed Lee Cook from QPR for £2.5m and have handed the 24-year-old a four-year deal. (Various)

Everton will sign South African Steven Pienaar and Swiss Johann Vogel in the next 48 hours. (Daily Mirror)

Pienaar, 25, is already a Toffees player after signing for the club on Wednesday night. (Daily Mail)

Sunderland are preparing to table a £9m bid for Hearts' Craig Gordon - which would be a British record fee for a goalkeeper. (Daily Telegraph)

Blackburn boss Mark Hughes has turned to West Ham's Bobby Zamora in his search for a new striker. (Daily Mirror)

Real Madrid defender Fabio Cannavaro turned down the chance to join Chelsea. (Daily Telegraph)

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says he wants Arjen Robben to stay, despite the attentions of Spanish giant Real Madrid. (Daily Mirror)

Jose Antonio Reyes fears that a Robben move to Madrid will scupper his hopes of landing a permanent switch to the Spanish capital. (Daily Express)

Championship side Hull will attempt to sign Andy Cole, who may be leaving Fratton Park. (Daily Telegraph)

Cardiff are closing in on Robbie Fowler after chairman Peter Ridsdale improved his offer. (Daily Mail)

Falkirk will find out by the end of next week whether they will get on-loan keeper Kasper Schmeichel back from Manchester City for the new campaign. (Daily Record)

Sheffield United boss Bryan Robson last night dropped his interest in Thomas Gravesen after running out of patience with the Celtic flop. (Daily Record)

Roy Keane has slapped in a £2m bid in an attempt to prise Bobo Balde away from Celtic. (Scottish Sun)

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Reports in Greece today suggest that Harry Kewell could be off to Olympiakos

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Quite how that would fit in with his bird's Emmerdale career I dont know. How far is it from Pyraeus to Emmerdale Farm? Its some commute mind...

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didnt they film in australia once with the dingles(not that i watch it )

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Didnt think Mido was worth 6million,but if Birmingham are happy
Think we paid half that,so we made a little profit.

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Did I just hear right on Talksport,Freddie Llungberg (probably spelt his name wrong)is signing for West Ham this afternoon.

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Originally Posted by FC Basher

Did I just hear right on Talksport,Freddie Llungberg (probably spelt his name wrong)is signing for West Ham this afternoon.

Yeah being reported on BBC website.

Wenger hates to have a player 30 years or older doesn't he

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West Ham, Tottenham and Manchester City will bid for Newcastle midfielder Kieron Dyer this week. (The Guardian)

Aston Villa remain keen on Bolton keeper Jussi Jaaskelainen. (Telegraph)

Arsenal midfielder Freddie Ljungberg is set to join West Ham for either £3m (Daily Mail), £3.5m (The Sun), £4m (Daily Express) or £5m. (Daily Mirror)

Birmingham are close to completing a £3m move for Tottenham's Egyptian midfielder Hossam Ghaly. (Mirror)

Manchester City boss Sven-Goran Eriksson wants Sevilla's Serbian defender Ivica Dragutinovic. (Mirror)

Portsmouth striker Kanu is set to join Espanyol after failing to agree a new deal at Fratton Park. (Mirror)

Sunderland have taken Trinidad & Tobago defender Silvio Spann on trial and could sign New Zealand star Jack Pelter. (Telegraph)

New Zealand Star? That must be a newspaper surely. How this lad could ever be described as a 'star' when (a) no one knows who he is and (b) he comes from a footballing backwater, is beyond me.

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The 'and finally' made me laugh today on the Beeb:

LA Galaxy have a section of English-style fans called the LA Riot Squad who sing terrace songs. (Independent)

Would this be the same Riot Squad who chanted "Chelsea suck" all the way through Saturday's game?

Ooooooooooooooooh scarey! Im sure the players were quaking in their boots at that awesome footballing spectacle.

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Sunderland have been given permission to speak to Wigan's England Under-21 left-back Leighton Baines.
The Black Cats had an offer rejected for the 22-year-old earlier this month but they have now upped their bid.

And Wigan boss Chris Hutchings, who had previously told Sunderland manager Roy Keane that Baines was not for sale, has had a change of heart.

Good signing I reckon. Doesnt have any of the hype of the Gareth Bale deal and will probably cost them half of what he did.

He's got a hell of a left foot on him.

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We in for Kieron Dyer,im an admirerer of his,so hope the Guardians right with that one.Hes 29 I think, so a few seasons in him yet.

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As I am sure any Newcastle fan will tell you, Dyer is a grade A cunt.

Arrogant, ignorant, despised in the dressing room. Big big mistake for Spurs if they buy him. Nearly as big a mistake as buying Jermaine Anus from the Toon. If he is as good as people make out, why are Newcastle willing to let him go for such a small amount?

Big time Charlie and doesnt do the business on the pitch.

[christianu]

Another corker from Chris - Chopra is better than Nugent

Hahahahaha

Hahahaha

Hahahah

When Chopra starts banging in more than Nugent I am going to rub it in your face so much for being such a noob about it.