Karl-Heinz Rumour Mill

[all_funkt_up]

Newcastle will sign Faye (who can play centre half or centre mid) and the whole Neville thing is bollocks. More than likely his agent is trying to arrange Pneville a better contract.

£4m for of a player of his age doesnt seem like a good deal when you can get the reliable Faye for half of that. He's a good few years younger as well.

Wouldnt be Big Sam's style to spunk the cash on an old player like Pneville.

[christianu]

AFU looks like your completely wrong about Chopra and im completely right

What was your forefit now from that bet? Nugent is pants, Chops is the real deal.

Early days obv but the disagreement is still fresh in my mind.

What was it now, I said id rate Chopra as a good little player who will score more than Nugent.

You laughed at me, taking the piss, brilliant.

[all_funkt_up]

2 games Chris - 2 games!!

And Sunderland have played Gash teams, whereas Portsmouth have played Moanchester United.

[mrmuzeman]

Hahahahaha

Hahahaha

Hahahah

When Chopra starts banging in more than Nugent I am going to rub it in your face so much for being such a noob about it.

If Chopra has a better goals/game record this season than David Nugent Esquire, I shall shave my pubic hair and make a (now world famous) Pubic Hair omlette and scran the contents on camera.

I will of course post proof on TDP.

You have your bet Mr Townsend.

This ones got legs!

[all_funkt_up]

Me and my big mouth

[crowie]

Originally Posted by all_funkt_up

Me and my big mouth

Aye, it was the same last season with *cough* Eidur *cough* and his 15 league goals in Spain. Which I believe we are still waiting on a resolution for

[all_funkt_up]

Bit of an odd one here. on August 6th, Sam Allardyce said "In the end, we decided Kieron was undervalued" and Newcastle United decided not to sell Dyer for £6m.

They obviously thought he was worth more.

10 days later, the transfer goes through. And the amount quoted in the media, the derisory sum of £6m.

Answers on a postcard for anyone that can explain that one away.

[crowie]

Originally Posted by all_funkt_up

Answers on a postcard for anyone that can explain that one away.

Sam's switched his brain back on, realised that he doesn't need Dyer in the team, he ain't reliable fitness wise, he could do anything off the park (seems to write off one sports car per season) and for £6m he could get Faye and Bouba Diop probably.

£6m for Dyer is a deal and a half for Newcastle IMO.

[mrmuzeman]

Apparently weve pretty much signed Fernandes

Word is weve bought him outright, as in also paid off the 3rd party ownership to avoid all the hassle that brings.

[all_funkt_up]

Everyone in the footballing world realised that it was a brilliant deal for Newcastle, bar Newcastle.

[all_funkt_up]

West Ham will see off competition from Portsmouth in the £10m battle for Bolton striker Nicolas Anelka. (Mail)

Bloody hell. £6m on Dyer and now Anelka - Curbishley is really out doing himself in the cunt stakes here isnt he.

The most expensive bunch of twats outside the Playboy Mansion.

Everton will make a club-record £11m bid for Yakubu. (Mail)

Woop woop. That'll be a mint signing. Especially as I have backed him to finish top scorer this season in the Prem

Real Madrid are trying to hijack Chelsea's bid for Sevilla full-back Daniel Alves. (Express)

Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich is insisting any deal for Alves is financed by Arjen Robben's move to Real Madrid. (Independent)

Chelsea have offered Alves protective security after the Brazilian was barracked by Sevilla fans. (Times)


Sunderland boss Roy Keane is ready to splash out £5m on Southampton striker Kenwyne Jones. (Various)

Everton will finally complete the signing of Benfica's Manuel Fernandes on Friday for a fee of £6m, which could rise to £8m. (Sun)

Middlesbrough misfit Fabio Rochemback is on his way to Benfica. (Mirror)

West Brom are preparing to make a shock £3m bid for Aston Villa striker Luke Moore. (Mirror)

Middlesbrough are poised to sign Egypt striker Emad Moteab for £2m, paving the way for Yakubu to join Everton. (Sun)

Wigan are looking at Preston's Matt Hill or Scunthorpe's Marcus Williams as replacement for Leighton Baines.

[mrmuzeman]

Woop woop. That'll be a mint signing. Especially as I have backed him to finish top scorer this season in the Prem

If we actually do get him as well as Fernandes our squad is gona be awesome. Me and my Bro were discussing a couple of weeks ago the only areas we needed some extra quality and we decided that a passing midfielder who could keep hold of the ball and a quality striker was all that was needed and Fernandes and Yakubu fit the bill to a tea. If we get them 2 were the best team outside the top 4 imo and I wouldnt be suprised if we sneaked into 4th either.

[all_funkt_up]

I like Everton's team - they have a mix of grafters (Osman, Carsley etc) and genuine talent such as the ever impressive Arteta.

[mrmuzeman]

Fernandes looks like a done deal and Yakubu is actually looking real, I didnt actually think that would happen but its looking quite likely ~rubs hands~

[christianu]

Mate we have Stevie Ireland.