Funny Football chants....

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Do love a good chant...bit of the old terrace humour and all that - anyone else know any class ones...?

some funny football chants:


Celtic fans to Andy Goram after it was revealed that the chubby keeper
had been diagnosed with schizophrenia:

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams"



Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"





Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"





To the tune of Craig David's rewind.........

"Van Per-sie, when a girl says no - molest her"





To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted
for...well...you know... (to the Manic Street Preachers tune)

"Aaaaand, if you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next..."






Apparently this was the chant to Lord of the Dance tune at the Man
United the other day:

"Park, Park, Where ever you may be

You eat dogs in your home country

But it could be worse

You could be a scouse

Eating rats in your council house"



Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at
Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f**k one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"

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That last one is pretty much used everywhere I think but some good ones there.


The best one Ive heard of recently was in a world cup qualifier when the Swzerland team went behind and the other fans started singing...

"You're not yodelling anymore, you're not yodelling a...n....y...more.

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Originally Posted by all_funkt_up

Or to the tune of the Addams Family if you were a Leeds fan down at
Norwich:

"Your sister is your mother

Your uncle is your brother

You all f**k one another

The Norwich family

der der der der clap clap etc"

[ONEDUNME]

Or the old one by the Liverpol fans to West Ham


You've got Di Canio.....We've got your stereo

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You are a scouser,

An ugly scouser,

You're only happy on giro day,

Your mum's out stealing,

Your dad's drug dealing,

Please don't take our hub caps away
___________

Heeeeeey Sol Campbell,

W*n ....ker,

I wanna knooooooooow

Why you're such a cunt.
_______________________

My old man said be a Arsenal fan,

I said "fuck off, bollocks you're a c*nt"

We took the North Bank in half a minute,

We took the the Shed with the Chelsea in it,

We Hammered the Hammers,

With carving knifes and spanners,

We taught the Millwall how to fight,

So I'll never be a Gunner,

Cos every c*nts a runner,

That's what I told my old man.

[Kop66]

Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips:

"Where's your real dad, where's your real dad!?"





Toon fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink. He even laughed, apparently!:

"Fat Eddie Murphy, you're just a fat Eddie Murphy"

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heres the latest one....off to the World Club Championships in December - hence:

"Tell me ma ma,
That Balti pies are pish,
I'm going to eat raw fish,
Tell me Ma, me Ma."

[Beanie]

Don't blame it on the Biscan,
Don't blame it on the Hamann,
Don't blame it on the Finnan,
Blame it on Traore,
He just can't, He just can't, He just can't control his feet.



"He's white, he's blue, he shat in Simon's shoe, Ian McCall, Ian McCall" - After Ian McCall reportedly did a shit in manager Simon Stainrod's shoe...as if that needed explaining

[Beanie]

Infact even better...when a mate and I went to watch Montrose v Queens Park at Links Park, one of the Montrose fans stood behind the dugout and screamed 'NEPOTISM!!!!' every few minutes in the most irate voice I've ever heard, in reference to the manager's insistence on playing his son in midfield.

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Been looking for this thread for a while back. Went to the Anderlecht game and the fans were complete maniacs. They had worked out chants to wind us up.... As well as the usual "sing when you're winning" etc etc...they were singing

"steven ger-rard, is a fucking ass-hole, is a fucking ass-hole....steven gerrard......"

I have to say that we were in stitches like. Pompey on saturday, wonder what they'll be chanting abput Lofty.... Hmmmm