Look at mal being embarrassed about eurovision's campness

Just because the homosexuals have taken it over mal doesn't mean that we all can't enjoy a night of betting and shouting abuse in a family enviroment. It's sometimes the only nights that some punter's i know get to see the kids (injunctions)
I get bored of watching the songs as ive probably watched them 20 times before. All i do is wait for the ones ive backed and hope for a good performance and shout them on. When the favourite's come on i do stageslides up to the tv (wooden flooring in other people's houses

) pointing my finger in their faces and give them dogs abuse

It's what it's all about to me i'm sorry. My modern interst in Eurovision was when i was invited to a works Eurovision
party at a bosses house in 2000. He had a sweep and everyone got a wee flag to wave

I think my Russia lost out to Denmark or vica versa on the last vote and i really needed to win the prize (i only went for a feed) The winner was a fat woman who waved her flag in my face. I got the grass out and suddenly the whole place loosened up a bit. We could even smoke in the kitchen
Aye since then mal ive had some great nights like yourself maybe and others no doubt. I always rememebr 2002. I was quite big on UK's entry (ill go get the name in a sec) and i sussed out that i could back them in 3 bets and all they needed to do was finish top 7 for me to show profit. I also had Denmark for the straight win at 10/1. Anyhow last vote UK gets pipped for 7th by estonia i think by way of 12pts ruling and latvia , again i aint sure jumps from 2nd to 1st on the last vote to beat my Denmark saver. then to make matters worse a bet i did get in (holland i think) i hadnt backed the bet i was intending to back and went against it and that was a loser. I think even then i was unlucky not to get the 'accidental bet' up. It was a bloody disaster
